Semen and a tad bit of urine
She swallowed my peanut butter
by Orangzila March 30, 2014
Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P
by well la de da effin da February 04, 2010
The act of recieving oral sex (blowjob) while playing videogames.
Oh god! My computer screen is as white as Santa Clause's beard after all that peanut butter last night!
by LolzJeffyLolz January 28, 2010
internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.
Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!
by concernedparentlol August 22, 2009
Replacement word for the commonly know teenage word "Plaboy"
so teachers and parents have no idea what you are talking about
Man i got some peanut butter last night
by Chase B. March 11, 2008
A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.
":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"]
by Fish lover February 19, 2011
IS THE ANSWER!!!
random stranger "hey"

you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*

1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
by schloppy July 21, 2010

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