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Peanut buster parfait 

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo
Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

Peanut Buster Parfait 

A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on
Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after

Phoenix Peanut Buster 

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.

Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

mr Peanutbutter 

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!
Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?