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Phonetarded 

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019
Related Words

Parentarded 

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.
1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”
Parentarded by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Phonetarded 

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.
Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.
Phonetarded by @Keefy August 7, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016