paydump

When one is bored at work, and goes to the bathroom to poop for an extended period of time while still on the clock.

Carl: Bro, I'm tired of filing these TPS reports, it's time to take a nice paydump!

Dave: Be sure to light a match.

paydump by CitySlickah September 30, 2013

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padump

a shit hole town west of las vegas who's real name is pahrump. the only thing it has going for it is that brothels are legal, even though the girls are just par and if you try you can find hotter at the bar

bob: where do you live
jaggoff: I live over the hump in padump
bob: I would rather live in my car

padump by stuck in padump December 19, 2009

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paydump • padump • padumpadump • Paybump

padumpadump

a big ol ghetto booty

Look at the padumpadump on dat biatch!

padumpadump by rmagdn September 16, 2005

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Paybump

Paybump (noun): A paywall so weak, it's more like a speed bump.

That paywall was like a wet paper bag. It was a paybump!

Paybump by gps42 June 26, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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