euphemism for a call girl service/stud service or for hooker/s in general
His idea of calling a discount hardware store 'Pay-per-screw' was terrible but better, at least, than his plan to use the name for an escort service.
"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.more...
Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.
Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.
Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View
We had TomKat and Bennifer, now we have Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.
Why don't you two just screw and get it over with.
Rosie can run her fingers through his hairpiece and Donald can roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Boy...there's a pay per-view made in HELL, eh?
Could you turn on The View. I want to find out what Rosie O'Donald is up to today.
Technoprude is already defined but this is a much more fitting definition. This pertains to advancements in technology and people from older generations who refuse to accept that technology does indeed advance and the companies behind it are not trying to screw the customer, like some might think.
Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.
People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.
When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.
You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?
Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.
You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.
If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.
The list goes on forever.
Undefinable business errors
If your computer doesn’t run fast enough, turn it off ‘til it does.
We don’t allow customer abuse that we don’t originate.
Only 95% of our members have better customer service. That is why we will train you.
Fraud will be measured by profitability.
Only former members complain. The rest haven’t reached that point.
The best way to collect on an overdue account is to stop that account from making money until they pay. This is especially important if they don’t have any money because they are not likely to send it.
We improved customer service by adding polite introductions to irrelevant canned responses.
A satisfied customer is one who gives up.
We change practices every time we are forced by law to do so.
WELCOME TO EBAY – Let the chaos begin.
Indifference reduces worry.
When you have no competition you are always state-of-the-art.
We are the best at what we do and nobody else is us.
Customer service is all we expect from our customers.
We enable you to make money for us.
It was innovation that enabled our complacency.
Inefficiency can be overcome by raising prices.
Wherever there is disease there is eBay. We have no boundaries.
If there is any way we can help you, let us know. We don’t have a clue.
Contact Customer Support and we will make matters worse for you. That is what makes eBay so special.
Everyone in our company is empowered to do what we say and we are a computer program.
The secret to our success is to keep the same stuff mov...