Paul Ryan 

An unbelievably backwards thinking, feces spewing vice presidential candidate with aims to allow rapists parenthood rights and bring american women the same rights as the Taliban.

Paul Ryan will do his best to make women second class citizens and bring his Christian flavored Talibanian ideals into law.

Paul Ryan by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012

Paul Ryan 

Slut for the top 1% wealthy elite. Veep candidate for the Rich Flip Flopper Mormon. Thinks tax cut giveaways to the wealthy help to cut the deficit, just as George Dubya Bush thought. Supported the T.A.R.P. bailout when Bush's economic policies all came crashing down in 2008. Now he wants to repeat the same Bush failed policies.

Mitt Romney can't seem to close the deal with the rabid far right wing of his party so he's going with Paul Ryan as his running mate. Like John McCain's Sarah Palin pick however, it won't work.

Paul Ryan by 4798 August 11, 2012

paul ryan 

when someone rapes you and then makes you keep the baby.

dude she got paul ryan'd

paul ryan by topples August 22, 2012

Paul Ryan 

(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.

She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.

Paul Ryan by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012

Paul Ryan 

Verb: to fill something with foul, Taco Bell-esque excrement
Adjective: to be full of said excrement

My baby just Paul Ryaned her diaper, her diaper is Paul Ryan-y.

Paul Ryan by warriorpooflinger August 30, 2012

Paul Ryan 

A completely flaccid penis

Yeah I had a tinder date last night, but when things got hot and heavy he had a total Paul Ryan on.

Paul Ryan by RIP BABY BOOMERS December 2, 2017

Paul Ryan 

A sex act which involves slamming "Atlas Shrugged" on your wang and using it to jerk off.

Oh man my first college roommate was such a tool that I swear to God I caught him doing the Paul Ryan one day when I came home early from class.

Paul Ryan by Punditos Maximos June 18, 2018