patty mayonnaise 

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.

My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011

patty mayonnaise 

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

fatty patty mayonnaise 

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

fatty patty mayonnaise by dee block March 10, 2008

panty mayonnaise 

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

panty mayonnaise by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Patty Mayonaise 

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

Patty Mayonaise by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

Patty Mayonaise 

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

Patty Mayonaise by jizzy joe August 8, 2007