It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.
by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017
by The Feelgoods January 9, 2018
Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.
A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
by BMWM3 August 6, 2010
Shit patter is to say something to try get people to laugh but in fact is not funny at all and will have people slating you for how shit your chat is. Otherwise known as bad chat or a Fraser Hutcheson.
by Beans on post April 27, 2020
Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.
Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.
Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.
Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.
Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.
Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.
by dogflesh November 3, 2020
Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.
by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015
by talk_shows_on_mute February 20, 2005