pattaphol 

Pattaphol is a mythical creature found in the slums of Nevada, specifically Las Vegas. He originated from the gay homosexual jungles of Thailand. He loves elephant penis and other parts of the elephant. That makes him a gay elephant. He goes under the alias, tadpole giraffe.

He loves penis, lots and lots of penis.

And jizz in his mouth.

Damnit, Pattaphol is coming! Hide the elephants!

Pattaphol is the scum of the earth.

Pattaphol gave some pad thai a rimjob.

pattaphol by padapholsuckspenis May 20, 2009

pataphor 

An extended metaphor that creates its own context.

Created by Paul Avion and based on Alfred Jarry's science of 'pataphysics (the science of that which extends beyond metaphysics), a pataphor attempts to create a figure of speech that exists as far from metaphor as metaphor exists from non-figurative language.

Also, when an idea seems to take on a life of its own.

An assumption based on an assumption.

2 degrees of separation from reality.

"When the new teacher snubbed me, I thought it was because I failed the test.

When I learned the teacher hadn't seen me, I realized I had been thinking in pataphor, creating an assumption based on an assumption."

"That's all in your mind, fool; strictly pataphor."

"Because string theory is speculation based on ideas that are themselves speculative (i.e., theories of general relativity and quantum mechanics), quantum calculations are, increasingly, not describing an actual reality, but are mathematical pataphors." See also pataphysics.

pataphor by JBlum December 9, 2008

pataphor 

A metaphor that creates its own context.

Dude, you're so out there you're speaking in pataphor(s).

pataphor by Pat M456 June 29, 2007

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

pataphor 

a speculation based on a speculation, created by Paul Avion
a metaphor that creates its own context
a better way of saying b.s.

That's a bunch of pataphor

pataphor by w00ts July 19, 2007

pastaphobia 

-the fear of Italians
-the fear of Mario
-the fear of any and all noodles

I can'play any Nintendo games because of my pastaphobia

pastaphobia by ChickenFunk May 7, 2015