Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling the Mojave by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

patrolin' for colon 

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

patrolin' for colon by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Paw Patrolism 

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

Paw Patrolism by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Patroupinol Shampowxinate 

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.

My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!

Patroupinol Shampowxinate by Frank Barron June 2, 2009

tonsil patroling 

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

tonsil patroling by lz da prince June 6, 2009

Patroupies 

Patroupies (noun): Patrick Harris groupies; Hoards of ladies that are madly in love with Patrick Harris because of his mystical man-charm.

"Oh my gosh! Did you see all the patroupies that were at that party? Off the chain, yo!"

Patroupies by E-Nolz March 15, 2011