patroose 

Patron + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice= PATROOSE!!!!

One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice

Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!

Hey man what you drinking on? How about some of that Hennessey? Hell no!! I'm all about that PATROOSE tonight. I'm trying to get screwed up!!!!

patroose by Ev@n L. B March 27, 2008

patriosexual 

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

patriosexual by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

patooser by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

patriosexual 

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

patriosexual by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010