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1.
Mixing Tea with Eggnog.
I'm making a PatrickMartin, you want one?
by Dave Johnston October 22, 2013
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2.
One who eats the butthole (rim job)
"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"
by poopdollar August 14, 2011
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