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pato is a spanish way of saying gay
1:ese tigere es un maldito pato
2:olle henry es un pato, el mamaguebo
by jorge martinez February 17, 2008
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It is the worst insult in the Spanish Language. Those who hear it grow feathers and lay eggs on the spot.
Pato madre!
by patomadre December 14, 2010
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I told that bitch on snapchat to PATO.
by Joeypbasically June 30, 2016
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Dublin abbreviation for the name Patrick
He was known as Pato.
by Pato 2 June 19, 2008
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The act of rubbing one's erect penis between two large breasts followed by ejaculating all over the aforementioned lady's face.
He gave her a pato after having sex
by Mischa89 April 25, 2011
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Grooms a goat by patting its ass and fucks it viciously. While fucking it yells incoherently.
That a pretty looking goat. I might go give it a pato.
by Assassin75 January 15, 2016
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