A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.
by al-in-chgo July 2, 2015
by Meniscus January 2, 2022
Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.
by Peters November 23, 2005
An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).
by Gumby777 August 11, 2011
Dude: How was your date last nite
Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio
Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio
by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 20, 2007
The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 15, 2023
by beercules September 16, 2013