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PATENT TROLL 

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
PATENT TROLL by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005
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schatje patatje 

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.
Mehdi is een schatje patatje
schatje patatje by Mad-e September 7, 2011
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Patented Julie Pull Through 

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.
(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Holland Patent 

A town in upstate New York that surrounding towns (Utica, New Hartford, Whitesboro, etc.) think is a hick town. In retaliation, we have parties where there is too much drinking to prove we're just as cool as you city folk.
"That guy is driving his tractor to Stewart's to fill it up with gas!"
"Yeah, well, we're in Holland Patent."

note: this has actually happened.

Pajanties 

Pajamas which commonly consists of only a P.J. shirt and panties
punecocker09: R U LYKE NAKEDZ?
punecocker09: LOLZ
Shea BAKEDwrench: LOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!one11!!
Shea BAKEDwrench: No n00b im rockin my pajanties.
Pajanties by KKay December 28, 2006
A common name for a young, prepubescent child, who begs his/her parents for money, so he can buy accounts for the MMORPG, known as "Runescape"
Brownie: Dude, Anthony is such a paatant
sword-ace: yeah, man, he sucked my dick for 5 dollars, so he could buy more accounts.
paatant by Brownie12149 December 2, 2007

Holland Patent 

Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.
Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.