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Pastulio 

The pimple of Invader Zim that has hypnotic powers. Zim uses the hypnotic powers to get Dib to tell him the security breach at his base.
Zim: You will bow down to Pastulio!
Pastulio by AmandaDeMargarita December 9, 2008
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Pastulio 

Shady male figure who performs risky business with strange Chinese women and other shady characters. This man always gets the girl because of his ravishing charm, mysterious actions, dark and secretive business affairs, hidden altruism, and astounding taste in music.
I am in love with that sexy pastulio because he is the most dangerous man on earth.
Pastulio by KandiKane April 29, 2006
Paddington Bear's original (Peruvian) name; a very polite bear that lives in a cozy apartment in Hong Kong with Kai and Joe Burke. Although his curiosity often gets him into trouble, his fiery energy makes it impossible to stay mad at him for too long. An all around great bear soon to be starring in his own motion picture, 'Paddington'.
Pastuso loves his Mommy Kai.
Pastuso by soapybubbles December 24, 2014
Born in Pasto city located in Colombia. Talk with funny accent but very smart people
Your accent sounds funny but i think you are such a smart guy... You must be pastuso.
pastuso by Danielsoo December 15, 2007

pasquito 

The thing that flies around and suck you blood
“Hey look its a pasquito”
pasquito by Heygirl56 June 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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