posterized 

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.

a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.

posterized by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Posterized 

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.

French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

Posterized by Smitty69 February 19, 2013

pasteurize 

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

pasteurize by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Pastorized 

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

Pastorized by Consuela October 28, 2019

pasteurized milk 

Milk from cows that live in pastures.

MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.

pasteurized milk by Squecker February 28, 2007

Posterized 

To make a move on another athlete that makes them look bad.

Steve posterized Jeff when he dunked over him.

Posterized by Brian Pettit September 25, 2006

Posterized 

Overpowering somebody in the lower basketball post.

This guy just got posterized

Posterized by NiggaNig October 27, 2003