Pantried 

The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.

That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face.

Pantried by Shaggs138 December 20, 2010

Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar

Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass

Pastriez Bakery by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex May 12, 2022

Pastries

Girls who try to appear "normal" and without eating disorders by always ordering cakes and dessert in a restaurant or cafe. Notice that they never really eat very much, just putting tiny amounts on the fork or spoon to give the illusion that they're eating. When others leave for a moment the rest of the pastry is disposed of somewhere nearby.

Alice is such a "pastries", a fraud who pretends to eat but is just jerking everyone around. She's really seriously ill.

Pastries by Shardgirl March 8, 2011

pastied 

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

pastied by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017

Pastied 

A state of heavy, verging on ludicrous intoxication.

"Mate I was absolutely pastied last night. Was drinking vodka like it was water.."

Pastied by Bradomir September 9, 2016

Pastriez Bakery

A cool ass game on roblox. The community is soo fun 🤩 im an MR ther😼

I work at Pastriez Bakery! It’s so fun.
Trainings are stating soon at Pastriez Bakery.

Pastriez Bakery by Bananaeateryum October 7, 2020

Pastries

the new hot shoes that the Simmons sisters came out with

Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!

Pastries by Moochmama August 5, 2008