This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
by njtonova1515 December 15, 2009
by Missouri Show Me April 3, 2008
THE BADDEST AND SICKEST RAPPIN MOTHAFUCKA I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT WORKS AT MCDONALDS. HE REPRESSENTS 4 EURYBODY (EXCEPT WHITE PEOPLE) AND HE DOES IT WIF A SMILE BITCHES. WHEN THE PASTOR IS ABOUT TO SPIT THA TRUF EURYONE SHUTS THEY MOUFS CUZ HIZ LYRICS IS HOTTTTTT!!!!!! tHIS COLORFUL KNEEGROW LIKES YAK IN HIS MUG AND HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA AND BANGIN FAT CHICKS IN THE ASS WIF NO RUBBERS. AWWWWWWWWW SHITTTTTT, HIS PET PEEVES INCLUDE: PRETENDERS, POLIECE, AND WHITE PEOPLE. iN SUMMARY: THIS IS THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA U WILL EVER HEAR, HE WILL BE IN YO DREAMS AND SHIT LIKE FREDDI KRUGER, AND HE HAS HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA. DSGB BITCHES
by dA URF KAKE July 10, 2004
We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!
by Injeanuity February 5, 2009
Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.
Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
charismatic liar; second only to L. Ron Hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons' money; pretty much a life-ruiner.
Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
by Roxanne Fields June 1, 2006
Bitched in GA include: Pastor Troy, Miracle, and Drama. Your styles are all the same BITCH. Move to TX. Drama got punked out by Raheem.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003