Postabating 

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

pinstabating 

When you recently get talking to a super hot chick on blackberry pin and you decide to masturbate, could be after receiving some invited messages or even a pic

Dude "i got this hot girls blackberry pin last night, couldn't wait to reserve any filth from her so i jerked off over her profile pic, some serious pinstabating"

pinstabating by JRF17 December 5, 2010

Portabating 

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

Portabating by Nothinseasyroundhere January 8, 2021

Pastabation 

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

Pastabation by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Pastorbating 

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

Pastorbating by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008

Pastorbating 

The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.

Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating

Pastorbating by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008