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Pissed on that ball 

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!
At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

Pissed on bread crumbs 

Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.
Don't chase that rabbit hole, it's just a bunch of pissed on bread crumbs.

pissed on my chips 

when an unfortunate circumstance happens, especially used when something spoils something you're looking forward too.

("chips" is used in the British sense)
"fuck, I've lost my tickets for the gig. That's pissed on my chips."

You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude 

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

Pissed on her strawberries 

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

Pissed on the monitor 

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!