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pasquarelli-ism 

any hustle acted out with the intent of achieving a medical insurance claim.

ie. hurling yourself down a flight of stairs; "falling" into traffic
The judge sided with the plaintiff even though the case was littered with pasquarelli-isms.

ruggero pasquarelli 

The hottest boy in the world. He is more than perfect. He has a wonderful sixpack. He is very good in the bed. He is so beautiful and his voice is adorable. If you look at his sixpack for a long time you will die. Scientists have found that such a human species is very rare. Because nobody can be as beautiful and hot as he is. Nobody has such a hot sixpack like him.
So .. if you know a man named Ruggero Pasquarelli personally then I want to ask you something .. DO WE WANT TO BE BESTIES?

passarelli 

The bestest of the best last name in the entire world. The most fun, wacky, silly family ever. You will love this family and want to be part of it. Don’t fuck with us cause we will slit your throat.
One of the Passarelli’s twerked on a pig while drunk. Yee Yee Merica!
passarelli by Countrymusicqueen September 15, 2018

pasquarello 

someone who wishes they had as big of a pecker as Dane! See vince.
pasquarello by mark July 30, 2003

Pasquallied 

When you go to order from a new restaurant on Uber only to find out that you're ordering from the mechanical pizza rat and child casino, chuck e cheese under a ghost kitchen.
Man, I almost got pasquallied. I found a new restaurant only to look at the location and see it's Chuck e. Cheese.
Pasquallied by Balial42 September 20, 2022