pasomf

Instant messaging acronym for ‘Put a smile on my face’, the term is assumed to mean “that put a smile on my face”. It is a less cheesy alternative to lol and its variants. Pafomf (Put a frown on my face) also exists as its negation.

Person 1: "james was horrifically drunk n hit on her"
Person 1: "which amused me no end"
Person 2: "pasomf"

pasomf by Daniel King April 22, 2006

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psomf

psomf - please sit on my face/princess, sit on my face.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.

Alex: psomf 😉
Becky: on my way!

psomf by zoegracexo February 13, 2019

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pasomf • PSOMF • PSOMFG

PSOMF

Please Sit On My Face

*walk up to hot girl* "PSOMF"

PSOMF by sklp June 11, 2011

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PSOMFG

A most incredible bastardization. A combination of the words "Oh My Fucking God", commonly used in internet slang as OMFG, and the title of the game "Phantasy Star Online", or PSO. Used in reference to Phantasy Star Online, or just to sound like a fucking idiot.

"d00d, si liek, PSOMFG, guY!1!!"

"Say that again, and I shall be forced to harm you."

PSOMFG by Da Ja Cky April 27, 2003

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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