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partyitis 

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
partyitis by jpg3 November 29, 2013

Partydote 

Annecdote suitable for breaking the ice at parties or social gatherings where individuals are not necessarily overly familiar with each other or have not made each others acquaintance
I used an excellent partydote as a fat penguin to break the ice at that party the other week.
Partydote by ThePeej October 9, 2008

Partyliner 

A despicable human being that frequents the old Jackie 2000 or Mama Raven phone/chat lines in Syracuse NY. The female versions are usually MUCH younger than they tell you and the males are usually MUCH older than they state.

The majority of the partyliner males are in their 40's and are looking to hookup with young chicks. Many of them live in their mother's basement. Nearly all have no job.

The majority of partyliner girls are 12-15 years of age and at least slightly overweight. Many are looking for an older guy to get the drunk or stoned.

The partyliner is a perfect match for itself since all old partyliner males want a young partyliner female. Then thye get caught doing them in the woods and go to jail and live even further off our taxpayer money!!
Bob: Hey who is this?

Karen: My name is BootyBooBoo

Bob: How old are you?

Karen :20, u?

Bob: I am 20 too. what a coincidence! Wanna Hook up?

Karen: No way! I am really only 12 and I am smart enough to know you are a partyliner!
Partyliner by DudeWayCool April 26, 2010

partygate 

The scandal around a load of British MPs having parties together during lockdowns
Did you hear about Partygate?
partygate by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022

partyline 

A phone service with several rooms where people from all over the country can talk..have phone sex..and lie about who they are and what they look like. Most callers have no job, life or real friends.
I am calling the partyline because I'm bored and have no life.
partyline by twinkielover August 14, 2006

Portnite 

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)
bro my arms er so portnite rn!
Portnite by bichboy October 21, 2017