The greatist person alive mostly referred as god. He is also know as king penis.
by David atterbra December 23, 2017
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girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed
Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?
by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 24, 2020
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One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
by Dalil December 22, 2019
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Sexy and nice person usually a blond or brown hair. Dates a fucking lot of Joe's and just any boys. 👊💪
Sally:Can u see that sexy girl
Me:that's a Georgie parson
by Finn fuck July 26, 2019
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER SHE HAS BLOND HAIR LOVLY PERSONALITY HAS 2 BROTHER AND 2 STEPP BROTHERS

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Girl1: do you know ayva parsons

Girl2: yea she’s my bestie
by Cracke_man March 18, 2021
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Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.
I need to take a Parson Brown!
by D Boy89 February 19, 2022
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