Top Definition
This refers to a sex position where the male slams the female on the wooden floorboards and starts swapping her face until she orgasms
Boy 1: Dude! Why is Jenny's face all red this morning?

Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!

Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!
#sex #funny #wood #boy #girl
by ben_galea January 12, 2014
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