An extremely contagious sexually transmitted disease characterized by loosening of morals, painful anal discharge, and abnormal anal hair growth. Primarily transmitted through gay anal sex. There is no known cure or treatment for the Parpies virus - it best to prevent all exposure to the primary carrier. Known to frequent Thai whore houses and get massages from women of questionable morals. Parpies has recently been discovered in Russia.
Parpar contracted Parpies in Cancun, from fucking some bitch tranny named Laura in the ass - some random slut whose shirt busted open... second day in mexico.
by People 4 Parpies Prevention June 27, 2010