parpy

adj. - being both lumpy and moist; usually used to convey disgust, but sometimes admiration

That sausage over there? The texture ain't right. That shit is straight parpy.

When used positively: That ass is parpy girl. Mmm.

by Smoopasm October 16, 2012

Parpy

When someone does a fart, but liquid comes out.

"Oh man, I did a Parpy!"

by SiimplyDesign September 06, 2020

parpie

Something legendary and really fluky that happens at random.

"Yoo dude that was such a parpie moment"

by OMW2Silver November 11, 2019

Parpy McShitter

The art of female vaginal gas release (a parp) whilst defecating at the same time (shitter). To be a true parpy mcshitter, the women must do this act into a Mcdonalds Mcflurry icecream container. Then a straw or other eating device can be added and served to the customer.

I was up at Gregs house and he made his girlfriend do a Parpy Mcshitter. We then went to Mcdonalds and snuck it into the Mcflurry tray.... I believe a small child died.

by prof.reg.fritter November 08, 2011

parpy

parpy is the best player to ever touch the game known as island royale hes known as the best of the best above people like Renegade

blud is not parpy

by vo_rce May 20, 2023

Parpy Skarbo

Literally means nothing whatsoever it’s just inserted into a sentence because it’s funny but you can use the word parpy as a word by itself such as with parpy bakes

Dude that shit is parpy skarbo as fuck!

by JimmmyJammm July 26, 2025