paroof 

To paroof means to have a person fully clothed and drenched under a shower and then made to roll in mud. This is a military term used at military academies around the world. You have a cadet dressed up FSMO (Full Service Marching Order), soaked in shower and made to forward roll in a mud. After rolling in mud and charging through tunnels, they are then made to sit in the sun.

Officer Cadet Andy Black really paroofed that guy yesterday.

paroof by Oluolu December 26, 2019

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

idiot proofing 

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3

Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Pussy-proof 

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.

We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.

Pussy-proof by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

ticket proof 

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

ticket proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006

slug proof 

bullet proof vest, necessary protection on the streets

My skin is thick, cause I be up in the mix of action,
If I'm not at home, puffin lye relaxin,
New York got a nigga depressed,
So I wear a slug proof underneath my Guess
--Survival Of The Fittest- Mobb Deep

slug proof by BM JR October 13, 2007