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Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.
"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".
Player 1: Oh, look it's an angel.

Player 2: Oh yeah, a Parineeti!
Parineeti by PariD123 August 6, 2018

parkenese 

A language spoken by only the very drunk, and undecipherable except by another drunk.


Mark was so drunk he was speaking "Parkenese"
parkenese by galen bennett January 30, 2008

Palinese 

An incoherent rant utilizing multiple unrelated catch phrases and cliches in a fantastically run-on sentence.
The half-term governor gave a Palinese description of her position on the economy that left all listeners baffled at her comment.
Palinese by Bad Ass Liberal September 16, 2016

Parineeti Chopra 

Parineeti Chopra is a hot milky big breasted girl in India whom many people adore for her sexy curves !
Parineeti Chopra is also mummy of Rabbit SG to whom she breastfeeds milk