pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Parmela 

A stunning short attention spanned girl, who tends to make random noises throughout the day. Like all the time. Loving, kind, and a wonderful personality. She is to be trusted and not trifiled with. Funny, witty, and very self aware. Along with a killer sissy volleyball serve. She is a loyal friend and very caring. She is not afraid to go out of her way to help people, and will do what it takes to make people feel loved and welcome. Though she may seem crazy and outgoung, she needs her time alone, and she cherishes time spent with a few close friends.

You see that fine dame?
That's parmela!

Parmela by Chazaq August 27, 2014

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018

PANELO 

Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.

1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);

2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).

3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).

PANELO by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019

Parneet 

Parneet is a wonderful princess, who likes the color pink! She is very loyal however she can think she is a badass at times! She has been hurt in the past and therefore has trust issues! She looks great in an Asian sari and her wedding will be a typical Asian wedding! She can act quite manly at times as well as acting like a crackhead! If you have a Parneet, don't let her go because she is the kindest, funniest and most loyal person you will ever meet!

Friend: Guess what!
Other friend: What?
Friend: Parneet's in town!
Other friend: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Parneet by Respusioa October 10, 2020

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

Arse Parpel by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013

Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.

That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.

Panelology by jediracer February 7, 2007