D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie September 16, 2023
In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009
by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019
drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
by Trinity River July 25, 2014
by BrettonWoods January 26, 2016
An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
by antibloodsucker October 31, 2010
a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 27, 2010