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scantron paranoia
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
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Boner Paranoia
Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
Peter Paranoia
One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010
last.fm paranoia
Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.
Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010
parading in your rain
being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.
"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"
parading in your rain by Doctor Science December 4, 2011
webmd paranoia
when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.
guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.