paralucal

A club, also known to initiates as "The Membership Club". Unique in that, in order to join, you must already be a member.

Richard: What is it that you guys are always discussing?
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.

paralucal by Olracea VonDelorto November 24, 2013

Paraluman 

But while it is true that "paraluman" refers to an inspiring muse, the older meaning of the word refers to a compass. The idea of a beautiful woman as a guiding star to one's endeavors: Now that's an idea worth keeping alive

Example:
Hi Zein! I will always be grateful that I have you. You will always be my paraluman.

Paraluman by MKCO October 12, 2021

Paraluman 

A paraluman is a “goddess,” in the sense of being a very beautiful woman.

A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.

Hello, Christine Daisy. You are probably my most favorite coincidence ever and you will always be my paraluman.

Paraluman by sullion August 29, 2022

paralegal 

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.

Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.

paralegal by Casey Black February 24, 2010

paralegal 

An overpriced secretary.

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.

paralegal by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

Paralegal 

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

Paralegal by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal 

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

career paralegal by Big Ros August 2, 2008