paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

Paralee 

One who is as beautiful as an angel or goddess, kind, unselfish, lovely, sexy, and funny. The perfect girl.

I love Paralee more than anything.

Paralee by j0mammy January 29, 2005

Paralee 

Paralee is very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see in this world. When you look into them they make you see all that is good in this world, they make you want to believe in love, they make you want to believe souls exists because she is so perfect in every single way. But do not let her fool you, she is a master with words, she'll tell you what she knows you want to hear just so she can have what she wants from you. She will look at you with those big, gorgeous eyes and you will believe anything she says, while she says she loves you she is looking for a way to break your heart because you're nothing but a game to her. The only person she has ever loved is herself. Yes this may sound rude and incredibly wrong, but people should be warned. She is Taylor swift song material.

Paralee is the most beautiful name in the world.

Paralee by Realthug July 11, 2014

paraletic 

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions

I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!

paraletic by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008

Paraletica 

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

Paraletica by jawje April 25, 2010

paraletic 

Typically this is a conscious stage beyond one being extremely drunk. In the strict meaning of the phrase, usually it is pre-determinded to get to the point where one (e.g. a young person downing a bottle of vodka, for example) determines that for kicks it seems very 'young' to get paraletic. For example (and having been there, who hasn't!), the term is frequently used and implemented by young adults who want to enjoy alcoholic experiences of the most extreme. Also, contradictory to the idea, it is very possible to recall having been paraletic. Memory loss can occurr but often the next day or resulting few hours of consciousness (whatever comes first), revealing behavioural flashbacks of this state are oh so much fun to recall! Especially if you did some damage...

I am mega-pissed (in nightclub), I am going home to down them beers, sit in the chair and get totally paraletic...

paraletic by Pwll ap Sion March 16, 2008

parameter 

A unit of legnth that didn't quite make it as an SI unit of measurement. It is however based on the SI unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to pass a meter in the real world.

The parameters of this situation aren't quite a meter. (This makes more sense if you are stoned)

parameter by Habib de Beer February 14, 2006