Parade Gay

In gay society there are several "social" rankings, much like traditional Hindu Castes, that form Homo-Society. At the top of these rankings is the classification Parade Gay. This means you are so gay that not only are you in the closet but the clothes in that closet are described as "fabulous". Put simply, you are so gay that you could be featured in a parade, hence Parade Gay.

Myles:"Dude I fucking love the band Queen"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"

by OperationOpposition May 1, 2009

Parade of Gays

Coined by philosopher and comedic genius Adam Carolla, this term is used to describe a group of three or more gay people congregating in one area. You can have a murder of crows, a herd of cows or a parade of gays.

"Wow, I had an interesting morning. First I saw a gaggle of geese, then I came across a parade of gays on my way in to to work."

by Carollafan2 September 19, 2012

Gay Parade

The queue to the Apple store.

Look at that Gay Parade outside the Apple store..

by joma83 September 6, 2012

gay parade

Ryan Jones and his closest friends riding their scooters though the Bel Air.

I was walking my dog when i saw the Gay Parade, so I beat all of the participants senseless.

by ian July 12, 2003

Gay parade

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.

„Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“

by BruhWomanBeater123 May 1, 2020

gay parade

Rimsky-Korsakov's "Procession of the Nobles"

i was listening to NPR and the gay parade came on

by YAYAYAYAYA November 16, 2003