parachute pants

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

by Davey G April 29, 2004

parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 17, 2003

Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

by Windowless April 18, 2010