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New Jersey Paper Route 

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

Paper Route 

Place where a dealer sells drugs from
I'm movin rocks on the paper route
Paper Route by Poofer May 11, 2004

Paper Route Empire 

Commonly referred to as “PRE” is the record group with the main members being Young Dolph and Key Glock. Glock still remains in the group, saying he will “ride till he die”. Dolphs involvement with the group came to an abrupt end in 2021 when he was shot getting cookies for his son. Young Dolph was a lyrically gifted genius. In some ways he can be compared to the great works of Mozart and Merle haggard. One of his most inspirational quotes was “don’t play with me play with yo bitch”. Key Glock still remains an active member in the group. In famous words of key Glock “money over bitches”. According to Glock Paper Route Business is all about getting money.
Paper Route Empire it don’t concern you lil nigga
Paper Route Empire by Rambo1782 January 4, 2023

paper route 

Paper Route is an American Indie rock band from Nashville, Tennessee formed in 2004. paper route has toured with Paramore, Phantom Planet, and Jack's Mannequin. They have also toured with Copeland, Passion Pit, and She Wants Revenge.and currently touring with Owl City and Lights.

paper route is an amazing band.
Paper Route is composed of Chad Howat (bass, piano, programming), J.T. Daly (vocals, keyboards, percussion), Andy Smith (vocals, guitars, harmonica), and Gavin McDonald (drums).

also check out now,now every children they are from the same area and also ROCK!
paper route by AlExSwOrD April 17, 2010

Papermouth

Is a weak talking person who doesn’t really realize what they are talking about
Janet and joe got into a aguremeant over each other, Janet stormed out of the room after joe called her a Papermouth not realizing what she fully meant .
Papermouth by BigRed606 December 6, 2018

tough paper route 

when life doesn’t go according to plan ; a tough go at it ;lacking happiness

Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending

2) wishing that they had a time machine

3) doesn’t like vegetables
Man ,that kid had a tough paper route .