paper bag

man with banging body but booty looks.

Very ugly man with body of Brad Pitt.

If you would rather kiss his hairy ass than his face, but still want to freak him, then he is a paper bag.

ex.
Tyson
sole (fem)
bodybuilders in general
coolio

Damn. That dude is hella ugly. Wait a second, go get that paper bag.

I saw a paper bag today, body was hella hot.

by Auntie Kweeph June 15, 2004

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd December 17, 2007

Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.

"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)

by b18vtec September 18, 2010

Paper bag bitch

When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.

She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch

by the daily urban dictation February 10, 2018

Wet Paper Bag

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

by SaucyWench May 30, 2016

paper bag potential

a female that has a hot body, but a less than attractive face.

Friend: Hey check out that chick.. She's got one hell of a body.. I would love to get with that..
Me: Yeah, but have you seen her face?!
Friend: Ah damn.. well, there's still paper bag potential..

by k54601 November 22, 2010