(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!
Ashley: Why do you say that?
Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.
Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
Ashley: Why do you say that?
Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.
Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
by JMoneyCool August 25, 2011
A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.
That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.
by bigsky March 8, 2009
The act of spying on someone who is shitting. Performed in either a public setting or in the comfort of one's home by peering through small openings in stall and/or hiding behind shower curtains. Peeking over the top or below the stall while using flash photography is a common method but not necessary in these incidents.
Phil: "Dude, Maniel's taking a massive shit, let's spy on him"
Luke: "If you mean some poopy paparazzi I'm in!"
Luke: "If you mean some poopy paparazzi I'm in!"
by PB & LS November 19, 2009
the act of getting a teddy bear or something of significance and hiding a camera in it. you bring your girl into the room, start doing your thing, and right after you bust your nut, you point to the camera and say "smile! youre gonna be all over the internet tomorrow!"
by rand vialpando April 7, 2008
When a male is talking to somone he admires on snapchat and wants to send a picture of his penis but is too shy so takes a close up picture of his meat so nothing can be seen but he still had braggging rights. Word
by Scrub YN April 5, 2017
Paparazzi is when a girl falls deeply in love with a boy and otherwise decides to murder him and stalk him when he stops putting out! Usually this type of girl stalks his facebook first, so watch your step! Then she moves onto more important things like his social security number and bank number. This is one crazy chick, you better watch out!
For those who have a stalker and don't have many muscles on them, learn some self defense!
For those who have a stalker and don't have many muscles on them, learn some self defense!
Billy: Hey dude! I seriously need some help. I met a chick at a bar last week. But i wasn't able to ditch her! First she was talking about marrying me and having kids, and then when i said no she said she wanted to kill me!
Bobby Joe: Well that just sucks, do you want to be burried next to your parents in the Rockville cemetary?
Billy: Man, you're no help!
Bobby Joe: Well not much I can do when a papa paparazzi stalker is one the loose.
Billy: Heellllllllp!!!
Bobby Joe: Well that just sucks, do you want to be burried next to your parents in the Rockville cemetary?
Billy: Man, you're no help!
Bobby Joe: Well not much I can do when a papa paparazzi stalker is one the loose.
Billy: Heellllllllp!!!
by Ihavemyownpersonalstalker April 3, 2010
The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.
by TeDePe September 7, 2008