The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.
At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.
by wolfbait51 May 26, 2011