stained pants defence 

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

stained pants defence by existangst February 2, 2018

Spongebob stained pants 

What you get called when you shit, pissed or cum in your pants.

"Ha ha haa, dude, your Sponge bob stained pants!"

Spongebob stained pants by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010