pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010

Pants on the Ground 

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010

Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground

Pants on the Ground by Pants on da ground January 13, 2010

pants on the ground 

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.

Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P

pants on the ground by 10pm January 28, 2010

Pants on the Ground 

Brilliant and awe inspiring song/ballad written by lyrical visionary 62-year-old activist 'General' Larry Platt. This brave American man made his Television debut on American Idol's 9th season in Atlanta, Georgia. Following his audition, Idol judge Simon Cowell commented that he believed that the song would be a hit.

"Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground."

Pants on the Ground by Enzo_The_Baker January 18, 2010

Pants on the ground 

Lookin' like a fool

You're lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!

Pants on the ground by Harro10293 January 14, 2010

Pants on the Ground 

A fantastic new song explaining the sloppy appearance of American youth debuted on American Idol

"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!!"

Pants on the Ground by b_bradsky January 13, 2010

Pants on the Ground 

Wearing your pants way down low - and lookin' like a fool.

American Idol Contestant General Larry Platt, sings an original song - Pants on the Ground, Simon thinks it may be a hit. Looking like a fool' with your pants on the ground!

Platt was shot in the eye as a child, attacked by K-9 dogs and suffered beatings, calls himself a "general of the civil rights movement."

Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool, walkin' to the town
With your pants on the ground!

Pants on the Ground by M.J.S.S. January 14, 2010