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Noah Pantoja 

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.
People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass
Noah Pantoja by halo lowis May 23, 2022
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rudy pantoja 

the real name of internet meme and celebrity "Hugh Mungus".

if you have not seen the video already, Rudy is being interviewed by the news.
He is thanking the police at the new Station in the area for getting his heroin addicted daughter off the streets and off heroin.
Also there are a bunch of protesters, mainly feminists and SJWs.

Enter Zarna Joshi, an indian sjw who was filming rudy being interviewed. She asked him his name to which he replied "Hugh Mungus".

Zarna flipped her shit and yelled to everyone she was sexually harassed.
she was eventually kicked out of the building.

Zarna was so sure that she was right in her thinking that she was harassed that she uploaded the video to Facebook. she was wrong.
Hugh got so much attention and support that h3h3productions even got involved, and eventually became Hugh's friend.

for the original video, here you go (go to youtube and put this in the address bar after the website seperated with /. e.g youtube****/djfjrjsiejfjf)
watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I
Rudy Pantoja jr is a nice person who was bullied by an sjw in Seattle
here is rudy' s experience when he said his name was hugh mungus:
Rudy:you..want my name?
Zarna: yah sure!
Rudy:its...Hugh Mungus
Zarna:Hugh Mungus wot?
is that sexual harassment?
THIS PERSON JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING WAY!
YOU JUST ABUSED A WOMAN YOU DISGUSTING PERSON!
DISGUSTING!
rudy pantoja by TheHylian December 28, 2016
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pantomath 

𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙤 - 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙝
Pantomath refers to a person who is eager to know about something and try to learn everything about it to get the shit done.

Also: a Pantomath sometimes learns for giving suggestions like if you get the person focused on a topic he/she will know it inside and out by diving in to all the research studies and meta reviews found from the sources and get a rather deep quick study on the topic to acquire sufficient knowledge regarding that particular topic.
Eg: Amrith is a (pantomath) he gives me suggestions and always tells me he is eager to learn everything he possibly can.
pantomath by iLUSION August 23, 2020
Patoja/Patojo is a Guatemalian word that means Girl or Boy
Las Patojas are going to dance
Patoja by Freshkid.! January 24, 2009

jose pentoja

A tall ass nigga, who likes big ass trucks, going around touching noe and this gay ass son' Bitch who likes sped cars with retarded ass wheels
means money /significa dinero
me queda poca panoja
panoja by Elfary420 March 30, 2022

pantorant 

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.
pantorant by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009