Large ogre like creatures originating out of Italy called minotaurs, decided to integrate with modern society. The time was the early 2000s, and these creatures emerged from years of performing the act of smackerbating. They mingled with common folk, and attempted to learn english. they spoke with part of a lisp, and made 'ts' sound like 'chs'. THerefore the common word of pants became pantchs...

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pantchs is PANTS said by the common moron...
One day a tall young man was talking to a pretty girl, and made a comment, "NIce Pantchs". She beat the crap out of him and ran away screaming.
by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006
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