Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.

Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.

by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 14, 2017

Hanky Panky

Doing the dirty deed with someone. Hanky panky is a pleasant and less grotesque way of saying boning your lovah.

"Me and my lover did the Hanky Panky last night. It was da bomb."

by ShmoopieDoopie2345 December 7, 2008

Hankie Pankie

Noun or verb|A superior way to say sexual intercorse. Not to be confused with the Hokey Pokey.

Zer:How close are you guys.
Sand:We’re gonna do the hankie pankie soon. ;)
Zer:MMMMMMMMMHH

by SandboxSandstone October 4, 2018

Danky Panky

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED

Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP

by Mr.StealYoGurl March 21, 2015

wanky panky

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.

Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.

by Happy Wolf August 10, 2007

manky panky

when two particularly unattractive people decide to have sex.

ellie: you see those two munters over there?
beth: yeah?
ellie: they had manky panky on the trampoline :/
*beth vomits*

by damp_jpeg96 November 20, 2011