A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019
When a person is giving oral to two people and takes one dick in each eye, they get 2 black eyes resembling a panda.
Dude, your mom got a pando from uncle Jim and Steve yesterday? She better cover them shits up with some makeup.
by Rafartfignugen May 27, 2022
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