Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.
"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"
by Joy March 28, 2005
10 more definitions
Top Definition
A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.
Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
by Kanorfsky January 14, 2007
The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.
by sgman69 May 07, 2011
When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.
John was never really the same after he got the panda express.
by Chris September 14, 2008
fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!
by SexyLexie August 17, 2007
The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.
Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!
by 69_yessss November 28, 2009
A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.

Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?

Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.

Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.
by StealthBlackHand March 20, 2009
A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.
Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!
by SnackTime23 December 06, 2013

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.