The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.
Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.
Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.
Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!
Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.
Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.
Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.
Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.
by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013
1. Erb's Palsy (Erb-Duchenne Palsy, Brachial plexus paralysis) is a condition which, mainly due to birth trauma, can affect 1 or all of the 5 primary nerves that supply the movement and feeling to an arm. The palsy can recover fully without intervention, which mostly means surgery.
2. Nervous habit, normally in the form of twitching or uncontrollable shaking, occurring during the exessive consumption (or extended withdrawl) of cannabis.
2. Nervous habit, normally in the form of twitching or uncontrollable shaking, occurring during the exessive consumption (or extended withdrawl) of cannabis.
1. Man, I ain't smoked in three days, I got that Erb's Palsy.
2. Man, I'm so high, I must got that Erb's Palsy.
3. You twitchin' so much from that Erb's Palsy, you dropped the bong!
4. Sorry, the doctor dropped your baby and it developed Erb's Palsy.
5. April 20th is Erb's Palsy Awareness Day.
2. Man, I'm so high, I must got that Erb's Palsy.
3. You twitchin' so much from that Erb's Palsy, you dropped the bong!
4. Sorry, the doctor dropped your baby and it developed Erb's Palsy.
5. April 20th is Erb's Palsy Awareness Day.
by Chris and Matt November 28, 2007
A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.
Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.
Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.
Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.
Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.
Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.
by ExactPresence August 19, 2011
Condition in which one half (either can be affected) of the face becomes paralyzed, usually follows lyme disease infection.
by DRIFTED August 23, 2006
A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.
“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”
by K Brogan DBag May 4, 2018
To have sex with a girl with cerebral palsy. Then after you cum, punch her in the head, steal her wallet and make a speedy getaway on her walking frame.
by Ryan and Denis February 28, 2016
The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.
My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.
by KatieMaidenName November 11, 2007