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Vaginal Palsy 

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.
Vaginal Palsy by ExactPresence August 23, 2011
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Vagina Pals 

1.Two women, who are close friendsand are compleatly comfortable being naked together, showering together, sleeping together, however consider themselve to be just friends

2. A movement started in fall 2006, By Kenna and Alexa.
1.Kenna and alexa are Vagina Pals, they even have T-shirts declaring it.

2.Kenna - "Yea, she's cute, I was trying to get her to be my Vagina Pal, but she's too straight to handle me, rawr"

Alexa - "That's restupid, everyone needs a vagina pal."